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 Fantastic May 08, 2010
Hands down one of the best dildos I have ever had. It feels great, it looks great, it has held up great. This thing gets a lot of use and has lasted far longer than most of this type I have owned. I would definitely purchase this again.
If I had one complaint it would be that it should be an inch or so longer and a bit thicker.
 GINORMOUS!!! May 04, 2010
OK, so I am not sure for which of you this would work, but it's as big as a baby's arm, maybe bigger! I was too sorry to find out that not even the tip would fit in- for those of you who think that they have a well elasticized va-jay-jay, then go for it. IT really does feel good to the touch and in any other way except that...well-it is definitely not for me.
4 of 4 found the following review helpful:
Looks too Big, but work up to it Apr 27, 2010
This thing is huge, but it's soft and not nearly as intimidating as it looks. You have to work up to this toy, you can't just pop it in. A lot of lube is necessary. Once it's in it feels pretty good (says my wife). The suction holds up great (1.5 hours b4 I took it off the wall). As a man, it is quite exciting to watch my significant other enjoy herself with this toy. Lastly, despite the hype, cyberskin has been tested and proven to contain no phthalates (cancer causing plastic softeners). I used oil based lubricant on this, but found out that degrades the material. Water based lubes are preferable. If you want the toy to have maximum life, put cornstarch or talc on it before storage.
5 of 5 found the following review helpful:
An in-depth review for FTM transsexuals Mar 30, 2010
Im an FTM trans guy so I was buying this to be a sort of substitute for bottom surgery for the time being. And DAMN was I impressed.
The color is just a slightly more orange-y than real skin (caucasion) color, but I can deal with that no problem. The head is a very realistic pink that fades naturally back into the skin color. I would have liked a slight blue tint to the veins, cuz it gives it a slightly less than real look to it, but again, I can deal.
I was really impressed with the feel of it. Ive never had an experience with a real penis before (im a straight guy) but the skin of the head feels exactly like the head of my "dicklet." The whole thing has a slight stickiness to it that doesnt seem to go away no matter how many times u wash it, but Ive chalked it up to the fact that its a non-biological part of the body. A real penis will have pores and other bodily fluids keeping the skin feeling smoother the the touch. This doesnt have pores and it doesnt secrete any other fluids so its going to be a bit "sticky;" to me its more that it has a very high friction-y-ness. (i dont know what word Im looking for there) The veins are incredibly real feeling, theyre squishy and move around just slightly like real veins when theyre popped out like that. The only problem I have with the feel is the balls. The balls are incredibly good looking and look real, but theyre incredibly hard. Theres the slightly moveable skin over them and then its just like solid rock. Ive chalked this up to harness compatibility, having softer balls may have compromised how sturdy it would be in a harness. Also, the shaft is very firm with just a little give to it, like skin. The head is softer than the shaft with a nice firmness to it as well, which Im going to assume will make insertion pretty easy.
Now the size... this thing is actually bigger than I expected it to be. And I was expecting something big. But Im not disappointed at all. This is the size I would want had I been born in the right body. Its about as long as my head and when I grip it it fills up my hand perfectly. No overlapping fingers, but not so thick my fingers dont get around the whole thing.
The suction cup is amazing. Im quite amused by it and how strong it is. The suction cup itself is very thick, and Ive stuck this thing to my wall for cleaner "storage" since no matter where I put it, lint or dirt gets all over it due to the slight stickyness of it. The longest its lasted so far is about 5-6 days stuck up on my wall. U gotta really stick it to it tho, and maybe lick the suction cup before sticking it. Sometimes it sticks for hours or days, sometimes when I dont do it right it'll come off within 20 minutes.
It's also incredibly flexible. Despite being so firm, it bends any which way and I see no possibly signs of tearing or damage.
I have tried putting the suction cup bit into a cheap home-made harness and it held up pretty well. It was a little loose but I would imagine if it was in a real harness it would work fine.
My last "substitute" was 6.5 inches long and around 4-5 inches around and my girlfriend wasnt satisfied with it. It was home-made as well and way too stiff. We're gunna have fun now that I got something big enough for her thats also plenty realistic to not hurt.
Oh yea.. the smell. When i first took it out it had a weird chemical kind of smell to it.. it didnt bother me too much but after a couple hours I seemed to get a headache from it. Ive had it for about 10 days now and the smell has died down but if ur holding it or its within arms reach u can still smell it. It didnt died down after washing it several times either. I think it just goes away by itself if left to air out (like sticking it up on the wall) tho I have come home and my apartment was filled with the chemical smell. At least I dont get a headache anymore.
Ive also noticed the general stickyness is going away a little at a time as it's being handled more often. When u put lube or soap & water on it u cant feel any stickyness til the lube dries up, it'll glide in nicely when I get to use it on my girlfriend. =D
It cleans really easily too, a lil soap and water and all the lint that sticks to it is gone.
Its way too big for any use other than sex tho, my girlfriend wanted me to try and go out with it on it the bulge was horribly noticeable and I decided against it.
I would imagine if ur going to live stealth and have a sex life, this thing would be perfect. It looks and feels real, but I would still recommend not letting anyone see it up close and in a well-lit room.
Well.. the temperature might be a problem. It being so thick it's hard to warm up to body temp. and Im not gunna risk putting it in the microwave. If u stick it in ur pants and lay around for a few hours it'll get about right but it'll cool off pretty quickly too.
Also, theres not too much in it for u as the wear-er, especially if u're pre-T like me. Im not big enough to press against the suction cup and feel anything so its purely psychological until ur big enough to press against the suction cup. U could buy a flexible textured sleeve and put it over the suction cup with a bit sticking out to reach u, but dunno how well it would work. Just an idea.
I havent gotten to use this yet on my girlfriend so when I have more experience Ill write another review. Hope this is useful for other trannies. ^^
A couple more notes:
The shipping was pretty late, it told me 6 days and it took 2 weeks and I order it on a sunday. It didnt process my payment until 3 days later and THEN shipped it. But I got free shipping so it didnt bother me too much.
UPS tracking didnt update nearly enough for me and my impatience, usually not updating more than once every 1-4 days around 1-2am EST.
The package weight was about 3lbs, not 1.2lbs. The dick is WAY heavier than 8 ounces. It's gotta be around 1-2lbs. Its pretty heavy.
But honestly, for the quality and the price, I cant be mad.
2 of 2 found the following review helpful:
WOW! Feb 25, 2010
Yeah, it's pretty big, but it mounts quite well. I just got done doing my wall. (with lots of lube and a condom). HOT! Very realistic and doesn't smell strange.
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